May 2013
105 posts
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
darkness-is-infinite:
cumber-bitches:
whysoseriousface:
cumber-bitches:
The most annoying thing about if Yahoo! buys Tumblr is that we’ll lose our porn…
WE NEED OUR PORN! DEFEND PORN WITH YOUR LIFES!
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES… BUT THEY’RE NEVER TAKE OUR PORN!
betterbemeta:
There are two kinds of people
Slinks off to bed and hopes I am struck by writing...
Know your pain Dawg
I wish I hadn’t tagged Boomshakalaka and then looked through the tag. Awful.
1 tag
“LADY”
– MAN
2 tags
2 tags
I hate my friends
iwillmindfuckyou:
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
your friends are keepers
grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
