bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
darkness-is-infinite: cumber-bitches: whysoseriousface: cumber-bitches: The most annoying thing about if Yahoo! buys Tumblr is that we’ll lose our porn… WE NEED OUR PORN! DEFEND PORN WITH YOUR LIFES! THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES… BUT THEY’RE NEVER TAKE OUR PORN!
betterbemeta: There are two kinds of people
Slinks off to bed and hopes I am struck by writing...
Know your pain Dawg
I wish I hadn’t tagged Boomshakalaka and then looked through the tag. Awful.
I hate my friends
iwillmindfuckyou: lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. Cry your friends are keepers
grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin oops idk what you just said but thanks nerd