banter with vikii :3
basically my super skinny friend waves the fact that she eats one of the greatest things in the world - chocolate biscuits - every day, and a lot of them so i came up with these names to her :D here is how i feel about you waving your biscuits in my face: i will now adress you as cookie monster hobnob gobbler :3 un-nice custard queen (cream/queen) penguin bar whore kit-fat chubb (club-bar)...
banter with tangent
11:05pm luchi: good ladwhy havent you been playing footy last week? tangent: was not in for long luchi: hmm fair doos then pal wubu2 today? tangent: and i was too horny luchi: oh my word what the fuck? tangent: anyone could have been raped luchi: hahahaha your mental mate
why do i keep singing that bloody awful son……..no not even a song! its something fucked up, but why is it in my head? i hate it with a passion, me and JT ripped it to shreds in banter :D but i cant stop singing it, must have been 3 weeks since i lasted watched it, why is this evil in my head?!?! D:
on the all weather, its got a lot of sand, because well, its an all weather chris: im going to put sand on your ears i was sat on the floor, and the bit what made us all laugh is, he went about 10 metres away from me to pick up sand…. me: chris, its fucking covered in sand, why would you go so far away, when theres some right here?! everybody was laughing, bet he felt right stupid :D...
they. are called knee pads, n they protect your knees pull down your pants till you can feel the breeze i dont want to know what you’ll use them for but fyi theyre good if your a whore :3
mum: you have a good night? me:………it was work mum mum: ahahaha aint you funny -.- banter <3
in work, james about 16, comes up to me, “some girls picking me up in a land rover after, gonna suck me off” hmm very well for you james mate yeah shes shagged about 9 people ……..venerial diseases come to mind
10 random songs from my playlist
simples, first ten songs that are played on shuffle, you should listen :) jason mraz - the dynamo of volition arctic monkeys - i bet you look good on the dancefloor maroon 5 - tangled oasis - go let it out the kooks - you don’t love me radioactive - kings of leon blink 182 - feeling this queen - we will rock you kanye west - stronger the pigeon detectives - raoul quite suprised,...
for you, whoever needs this
your in the gutter young one but you look to the stars, your present and dreams, are not worlds apart. achieving goals no matter what size is an art. remember this when you are told you can’t when you can. pick yourself up, smile and and say “im the man”
this is my post, im luke thurogood i never did claim to be a boy from the “hood” i hope you enjoy these things that i write the mornings stories to the poems late at night i dont have a structured path, no fixed muse if i left this blog, who would fill my shoes? so come settle down and listen to me ill write something worthwhile yet, you’ll see
shanes karate song :3
my name is shane and i move real quick ill put you to the ground with my new karate kick ill teach you, but im known as sensai sparrow-hawk there will be silence in my dojo, ill hit you if you talk so come marvel at me, the karate sensation come from far and wide, all across the nation you can learn from me, so you can karate please turn and bow to me, your new sensai
homage to shanes dream :)
in need some money for my lifes ambition a dream i have is a disease free nation my name is shane and its my decision to help british, african or haitian so please mr university man give me the green to aid my plan you give me the tools and the lessons arrange ill learn the techniques, and soon the world ill change
banter with pritchard 2
pritchard: ah mate get me a lamborghini! me: a lamb bikini? fuck it tom! i know your welsh but thats just sick!
random ass poem babes :3
were like a supernova colliding, you and i a magical rollercoaster flying up high opposites can attract, like a broken home it should be a house, as you’ll see in this poem if theres no love in a place it becomes a ghost like a dinner for one, your the guest and the host solidarity and silence go hand in hand till you decide to change, and take command
ive finally got to conceed with my mate, pepsi is much better than coke! the thing that is letting coke down is the diet coke, yes i know its aimed at women, but its all i can get in this house, but you know, i can buy pepsi when in town, and its much cheaper, so why not. recently ive had cans of diet coke in the house and it irritates the teeth for some reason. normal coca cola is pure epicness,...
yorkshire godfather banter with pritchard :)
Luchi ThurogoodThomas Pritchard ey up! they comes ’ mey ont day of mah daughters weddin’ and they wants a favour? whats do flower? Thomas Pritchard If we were from yorkshire :) Luchi Thurogood birthdays wouldnt be the same! oooh don pritchardio, its just like a giant yorkshire pudding! :D cause it is flower! now heres some gravy…..robbie savage! fuck off! this is...