May 2011
16 posts
banter with vikii :3
basically my super skinny friend waves the fact that she eats one of the greatest things in the world - chocolate biscuits - every day, and a lot of them so i came up with these names to her :D here is how i feel about you waving your biscuits in my face: i will now adress you as cookie monster hobnob gobbler :3 un-nice custard queen (cream/queen) penguin bar whore kit-fat chubb (club-bar)...
banter with tangent
11:05pm
luchi: good ladwhy havent you been playing footy last week?
tangent: was not in for long luchi: hmm fair doos then pal wubu2 today?
tangent: and i was too horny
luchi: oh my word what the fuck?
tangent: anyone could have been raped
luchi: hahahaha your mental mate
friiiiiii(cat death)daaaaaaay
why do i keep singing that bloody awful son……..no not even a song! its something fucked up, but why is it in my head? i hate it with a passion, me and JT ripped it to shreds in banter :D but i cant stop singing it, must have been 3 weeks since i lasted watched it, why is this evil in my head?!?! D:
dunce bear
on the all weather, its got a lot of sand, because well, its an all weather
chris: im going to put sand on your ears
i was sat on the floor, and the bit what made us all laugh is, he went about 10 metres away from me to pick up sand….
me: chris, its fucking covered in sand, why would you go so far away, when theres some right here?!
everybody was laughing, bet he felt right stupid :D...
knee pads
they. are called knee pads, n they protect your knees
pull down your pants till you can feel the breeze
i dont want to know what you’ll use them for
but fyi theyre good if your a whore :3
mum: you have a good night?
me:………it was work mum
mum: ahahaha aint you funny -.-
banter <3
in work, james about 16, comes up to me, “some girls picking me up in a land rover after, gonna suck me off”
hmm very well for you james mate
yeah shes shagged about 9 people
……..venerial diseases come to mind
10 random songs from my playlist
simples, first ten songs that are played on shuffle, you should listen :)
jason mraz - the dynamo of volition
arctic monkeys - i bet you look good on the dancefloor
maroon 5 - tangled
oasis - go let it out
the kooks - you don’t love me
radioactive - kings of leon
blink 182 - feeling this
queen - we will rock you
kanye west - stronger
the pigeon detectives - raoul
quite suprised,...
for you, whoever needs this
your in the gutter young one but you look to the stars, your present and dreams, are not worlds apart.
achieving goals no matter what size is an art.
remember this when you are told you can’t when you can.
pick yourself up, smile and and say “im the man”
luchi's post
this is my post, im luke thurogood
i never did claim to be a boy from the “hood”
i hope you enjoy these things that i write
the mornings stories to the poems late at night
i dont have a structured path, no fixed muse
if i left this blog, who would fill my shoes?
so come settle down and listen to me
ill write something worthwhile yet, you’ll see
shanes karate song :3
my name is shane and i move real quick
ill put you to the ground with my new karate kick
ill teach you, but im known as sensai sparrow-hawk
there will be silence in my dojo, ill hit you if you talk
so come marvel at me, the karate sensation
come from far and wide, all across the nation
you can learn from me, so you can karate
please turn and bow to me, your new sensai
homage to shanes dream :)
in need some money for my lifes ambition
a dream i have is a disease free nation
my name is shane and its my decision
to help british, african or haitian
so please mr university man
give me the green to aid my plan
you give me the tools and the lessons arrange
ill learn the techniques, and soon the world ill change
banter with pritchard 2
pritchard: ah mate get me a lamborghini!
me: a lamb bikini? fuck it tom! i know your welsh but thats just sick!
random ass poem babes :3
were like a supernova colliding, you and i
a magical rollercoaster flying up high
opposites can attract, like a broken home
it should be a house, as you’ll see in this poem
if theres no love in a place it becomes a ghost
like a dinner for one, your the guest and the host
solidarity and silence go hand in hand
till you decide to change, and take command
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fizzy agreement?
ive finally got to conceed with my mate, pepsi is much better than coke! the thing that is letting coke down is the diet coke, yes i know its aimed at women, but its all i can get in this house, but you know, i can buy pepsi when in town, and its much cheaper, so why not. recently ive had cans of diet coke in the house and it irritates the teeth for some reason. normal coca cola is pure epicness,...
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yorkshire godfather banter with pritchard :)
Luchi ThurogoodThomas Pritchard ey up! they comes ’ mey ont day of mah daughters weddin’ and they wants a favour? whats do flower?
Thomas Pritchard If we were from yorkshire :)
Luchi Thurogood birthdays wouldnt be the same! oooh don pritchardio, its just like a giant yorkshire pudding! :D cause it is flower! now heres some gravy…..robbie savage! fuck off! this is...
